Today, I ate the fettucine but not the alfredo. MLIW

Today, I didn't wear glasses because my vision is adequate. MLIW

Today, I looked in the mirror. I have blond hair. MLIW

Today, I couldn't see over the top of an elevated surface because I am short. MLIW

Today, I watched Dr. Who. It was stupid. MLIW

-- Simone